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hurricane-christine:

prince—william:

joberholtzer:

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

I could watch this all day.

THIS IS A POOL PARTY FOR DOGS


Via Now Batting for the Yankees: #2, Derek Jeter



gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

Via i have to return some video tapes

(Source: dulldrops)



#tbt to the first time I met Ms. Lee 😍 #Ford #BroncoII


Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Via let's go chase the sunset.
  • Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
  • Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
Via 🐢sangria🐢

deathbycas:

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

Via

gang0fwolves:

headassbitch:

sloveuless:

Kickin it wit my daddy!!

YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

i caN’T HANDLE THIS

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Via 🐢sangria🐢


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